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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

(via a-shattered-visage)

So embarrassing when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you so you wave but the abyss was staring at the dude behind you.

-Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

I have often wondered if Mr. Conservative/Libertarian turns down raises his company offers to *him.* Because I’ve only ever heard this argument applied to low-wage workers. Apparently, when you increase executive salaries and bonuses, that money comes out of a magical portal somewhere, so prices are unaffected. And no one ever tries to tell middle-class knowledge workers that getting a raise would only leave them worse off in the long run. It’s only ever the working poor. I guess they get paid with a different, more sinister kind of money.

-Rebecca Wald, quoted in Mia Nutick - For those who are in discussions with people who believe that raising the minimum wage is bad for the people who get minimum wage, or bad for prices in general, I give you this quote which breaks it down *perfectly*: (via mslorelei)

(via wizardbird)

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

(via wizardbird)

wizardbird:


unclefather:

WHERE’S THE LASAGNA 

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PICTURE DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE HAD TO DEAL WITH SEEING THIS FUCKING CAT’S STUPID WHORE FACE ON MY NOTIFICATIONS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I WANT TO BEAT ITS HEAD IN WITH A TIRE IRON I HATE IT SO MUCH.

wizardbird:

unclefather:

WHERE’S THE LASAGNA 

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PICTURE DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE HAD TO DEAL WITH SEEING THIS FUCKING CAT’S STUPID WHORE FACE ON MY NOTIFICATIONS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I WANT TO BEAT ITS HEAD IN WITH A TIRE IRON I HATE IT SO MUCH.

(via surprises)

imthenic:

Spider Woman by UltimateTattts

imthenic:

Spider Woman by UltimateTattts

(via linchona)

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

(Source: hiddlesy, via deathnoteoflove)

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via surprises)

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

(via pumpkinheadmarco)

La Mer (Beyond The Sea) //  Bioshock OST

(Source: fuckyeahgamesoundtracks, via emi-little)

Then and Now: Sailor Venus's First Appearance

(Source: aprilovesblackcoffee, via keybladeofsteel)

(Source: kryota, via elvishprincess)

thatruskieyakattack:

Dandylions.

thatruskieyakattack:

Dandylions.

(via elvishprincess)

(Source: onceuponadisneycrackfic, via lukecastellan)